27th February, 2002.

From The Cow-orker Recipe Book:

Dish: Database Lite Just like a real database, but with none of that pesky usable content!

Method:
Take one previous complaint re. databases, reference numbers, and the need to cross-reference with external data sources in order to actually make the database useful.
Add new consignment of CDs to be catalogued.
Add one thickened Cow-orker.
Allow to sit for half an hour.
Check the contents of the database and voila! - two dozen database entries of no meaning to anyone!

Serving Suggestions:
Best accopmanied by:
- vengeance (served cold);
- panadeine, or other painkiller of choice (for relief from butting head against brick wall);
- alcohol. Cheap and lots of it.