22nd February, 2002.

A shaky start to the day with a visit to the dentist that left the side of my face numb (from my throat, to above my cheekbone and back about an inch behind my ear) for four hours. And the anaesthetic still wasn't strong enough - when the Cow-orker arrived I could still hear her.

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So your family are genetic mutants and your mother once had a tooth grow out through her nose? Absolutely fascinating. And you seem like such a normal, well-balanced individual, too...